#Have fun💀 (I might regret this)

[elizakai]

What dialogue is going on here, wrong/unhinged answers only…

[gio-cosmo]

Yk I wasn’t originally planning to talk abt my ao3 account on here but I don’t really gaf anymore. Embarrassment is a concept. Embrace joy and whimsy.

..anyways! If you want to read some of my works my ao3 account is bittersweet_serendipity ^_^ I love to write and am always aiming to improve. I state this a lot in authors notes, but if you ever spot any major weak points or mistakes in my writing, feel free to point them out to me! Constructive criticism helps a ton.

Do be aware that my older works (aka the first 2 I published) are literally filled to the brim w grammar mistakes like it’s actually baffling 😭 we should all collectively ignore those for the sake of my mental sanity actually! <3 I need to go back and edit them but I keep pushing it off ughh…someday.

[kannouo]

Cold hands/feet

fandom: obey me pairing: demon bros & dateables x gn!reader warnings: none prompt by anon: stumbled upon your blog and just read your hcs about the obey me guys and halloween, your writing is lovely and fun<3 ! i was thinking, how do you think the obey me bros + dateables would react with a mc whose hands and feet get easily cold? like 'dawg who let this corpse out the morgue 💀' typa cold. and even if they wear socks or gloves, it never seems to help much. instead, it turns into cold sweat so now it just feels like touching a defrosting chicken (projecting on this one) anyways, hope you're having a lovely day/night. enjoy your next 24 hours :] A/N: ty for the request and the kind words <33 this was funny to write for as i actually have the opposite problem myself, i run really warm. some of these are considerably shorter than others, sorry.

LUCIFER

• Lucifer isn't a very touchy person. That and he usually wears gloves, so he'll take a much longer time to notice how cold your hands get than you might expect. The first time he notices would have to be when you initiate affection yourself, and he's in the right mood to just sit back and let you touch him.

• You're sat facing him on his lap and move your hand up to gently caress his face. It was just meant to be a sweet gesture, and it certainly wasn't anything to provoke him to jerk his head away in momentary surprise.

• "Lucifer?" You say his name, a little concerned at his reaction. He was just staring at your hands.

• "You're freezing," he stated, then met your eyes again. "Is the fireplace not warm enough for you?"

• Until you explain it's just naturally how your hands feel, he will assume that the House of Lamentation is somehow still too cold for a human, and that you, for some reason, neglected to tell him this whole time. Even when he understands the situation, he's still likely to bump up the temperature on the thermostat just in case.

• You might have felt hurt by his initial reaction to literally move away from your touch, but he reassures you he was just surprised. He doesn't actually mind it, he just wasn't sure if that was how human hands were supposed to feel.

• That, and Lucifer runs cold too. Even colder than you. You're unlikely to notice early in your relationship due to the gloves, but he perpetually feels like he's been out in the cold for far too long. You ask if it's "a demon thing" and he gives you a strange look.

• For all I've said about him not minding, do not put your cold ass feet on him if you're in bed together. You'll lose your Lucifer's bed privileges until you can prove to him you've learned from your actions and promise not to do it again.

It's a surprisingly peaceful evening in the House of Lamentation. You sit with your DDD in hand in front of the fireplace, mindlessly scrolling through your socials when you suddenly feel something freezing touch the back of your neck. You lurch forward in shock, rubbing the afflicted area as you spin your head around to catch the culprit. There stands Lucifer, a pleased smirk on his face as he casually fits his glove back on his right hand. "Lucifer!" In a split-second decision, you jump up from the couch and begin to chase after him, hand outstretched. If it's a war he wants, then it's a war he'll get.

MAMMON

• Notices pretty early on. If he still hadn't developed feelings for you by the time he noticed, he'd likely react a little too dramatically and make some sort of comment about how your hands feel like ice and will threaten you not to touch him again.

• He deeply regrets that choice of words later on though. Even if you are cold enough to make a weirdly convincing dead body, that doesn't mean he wants your affection and attention any less, but it's not like he'll tell you that straight up. He'll try to get you to start touching him again with vague (or what he thinks are vague) hints and just hope you catch on and give him what he wants.

• If you don't, he'll frustrated eventually. Will literally grab your hands and place them on his face so you're cupping his cheeks, grumbling the whole time about how stupid you are and how he has to do everything for you.

• "I thought you didn't want me to touch you again." You smile, running your fingers through his hair. He sputtered.

• "W—well, that—" He huffed and bit the inside of his cheek, shooting you a half-hearted glare. "—Whatever! That was a long time ago. Things change! And— I mean, I'm sure you've been wantin' to touch me this whole time, right? I'm just... bein' considerate."

• It's best not to call his bluff. He'll get embarrassed and pouty.

• Like Lucifer, is also lowkey concerned for your health, and isn't sure if it's normal or okay for humans to be so freezing all the time. He'll still complain all the same when the thermostat is turned up and tries his best to find a workaround, like buying you fuzzy socks and gloves to keep you warm instead so the temperature can go back down.

• Obviously, this doesn't work and just makes your hands and feet cold and sweaty. He concedes that he'll just have to deal with it.

• A perfect target for pranks using this. Suddenly shove your hands up his shirt or place your feet on his bare legs. He has such dramatic and whiny reactions but ultimately won't do anything about it — denying you affection is far more of a punishment for him than it is for you.

You sit, confused, as Mammon holds both of your hands in his. He cups them together and breathes into them, then rubs them against each other like you would do to keep yourself warm in a freezing climate. The only problem is, you're in a room with several functioning heaters. "...What are you doing?" You finally ask. He glances up at you, then goes right back to what he was doing. "I'm tryin' to help you," he says. "This'll warm ya right up, won't it? Then Lucifer can turn the thermostat back down. I'm basically boilin' alive in here!" That definitely isn't how this technique works, but... he seems too determined to stop now.

LEVIATHAN

• Same.

• Levi's hands are usually pretty clammy, but they're also always cold. If Lucifer's hands are "been outside for too long" cold, then Levi's are "freezing death-grip" cold. He doesn't even really notice it, as the rest of his body runs equally as chilly.

• It's an understatement to say Levi isn't all that into touch. It makes him extremely nervous, and the most he'll ever be able to muster without panicking internally is resting his head on your shoulder or intertwining your pinkie fingers together. Because of that, he either takes a very long time to realise or just doesn't at all.

• It's also pretty difficult for him to discern how cold your hands are when they're against his skin, which is just as frigid.

• He's unlikely to notice on his own. He'd only really figure it out if one of his brothers made a comment about your hands being freezing cold that he happened to overhear. Afterwards, he'd ask you if it was true, and would just nod and be like "huh" when you explain. Overall he doesn't care, because he can't even tell.

• Since you don't run cold in the same way he does, it still startles you whenever he puts an unexpected hand on your shoulder. It'll take some time for him to believe you when you say you only react like that because of the shock, and at first he ends up feeling bad and locking himself in his room whenever you jump away from his touch.

"Levi..." You frown, kneeling down in front of the Avatar of Envy, who is curled up and hiding his face from you. "You just surprised me, that's all..." You really hadn't intended to upset him. He tapped you on the arm to get your attention and the sudden chill made you flinch a little, that's all. But he seems to have taken it in the worst possible way. "N—no, I get it..." Levi says with that same defeated tone you were so used to from his self-deprecating monologues. "O—of course you wouldn't want to be touched by an ugly, yucky otaku like me..." "Levi, come on..."

SATAN

• Satan realised by pure chance. In the library together, you walked alongside him as he chattered away about any books he thought you might enjoy. Pulling one out from the nearest shelf, he handed it to you, telling you to read the blurb and tell him what you thought. You unintentionally brushed your hand against his as you did so.

• He didn't react immediately, waiting for you to finish skimming over the back of the book. Only then did he bring it up. "Are you cold?"

• Confused, you replied. "What?"

• "Your hands feel cold," he said. "If you are, I could lend you my jacket? I don't want you getting sick."

• As tempting and sweet as that offer was, you shook your head and explained your hands were just like that. To that, he nodded his head, apologised for assuming anything, and then proceeded to insist you take his jacket anyway. It's a romantic fantasy of his.

• He absolutely tries to buy you gloves, thicker socks and/or shoes. He's confused but understanding when you say they don't really work, and honestly doesn't mind as long as you reassure him the coldness of your hands and feet doesn't really bother you. He just doesn't want your hands to be achy and stiff all the time.

• Otherwise, he doesn't mind it. He'll hold your hand, kiss the back of your palm and allow you to be affectionate with him all the same. He might try to encourage you to shove your hands up Lucifer's shirt though. Just once.

• Don't do it to him though. Demon form instantly.

• Surprisingly, Satan usually doesn't care much about feeling your cold feet on him if you're cuddling together either, but it might irritate him if he feels it in the middle of the night when he's too tired to be fully logical.

"Satan, there's no way I'm doing that," you say as you stare down the demon in front of you, unimpressed. "He'll kill me." "He'd kill me, not you." You roll your eyes as you realise Satan clearly isn't giving up on trying to convince you to 'prank' Lucifer by shoving your hands up his shirt. With the amount of layers the first-born has, you aren't even sure if you'd be able to if you tried. "...If you do it, I'll take you to that cat cafe you liked." You eye him suspiciously. "...The one with Luna?" "The one with Luna."

ASMODEUS

• Asmo runs pretty warm. He has to, with how he spends hours out clubbing in the cold climate of the Devildom wearing as close to nothing as he can possibly get without being accused of public indecency. So you being cold to the touch is a bit of a shock to him.

• He had been begging you to let him do your nails all day until you finally caved. But just as he took your hand in his, he hesitated. "Darling, you're freezing. Why is that? My windows are all closed."

• "Oh... no, my hands are always like that."

• He pouted. "Poor thing. Well, once I'm done with your nails, how about you spend the rest of the day holding hands with dear old Asmo, hm? That should warm you right up! ♡"

• Insist all you want that it doesn't bother you or that you can't even feel it, he'll just act like he doesn't hear so he can continue to use it as an excuse to be all over you.

• It actually isn't that bad though. Being naturally warm, pressing your hold hands against his skin actually feels super nice, and he's always the one initiating it. He's impossible to scare by randomly putting your hands on him, too. He'll just react with a smile and a dirty comment.

• He'll buy or fashion fingerless gloves for you to try in the hopes it might be a little less suffocating than ones that cover your whole hand. They do work a little better, but you may or may not find them uncomfortable depending on your preferences.

• He keeps asking you to touch his back because he likes how your cold fingers feel against his skin, but only do so if you're prepared for him to let out a very exaggerated moan to embarrass you. Can and will do that shit in public.

You lean against Asmo, one hand under his shirt and resting against his side and the other clasped in his own. Every now and again he ducks his head down to place a kiss against your knuckles before resting his head back on your shoulder. The quiet added to the rare peaceful and serene moment, but just as you let your body relax... "Asmo!" You snatch your hand away when you felt him start to move your wrist further down his body. He giggles as you shove at his shoulder. "Honestly! You're insatiable! I'm leaving!" "No, no! Baby I'm sorryyy!~"

BEELZEBUB

• When Beel feels your cold hands brush up against him for the first time, he doesn't even ask questions in the moment. He straight-up drops his jacket on you right away and apologises when you nearly tumble to the ground from the weight of it.

• Beel is another one who will be very concerned. From what he's heard, humans emit natural body heat, and he's only ever heard humans be described as "cold to the touch" when they've been out in bad weather for too long or if they're dead. And he knows for a fact you've been inside all day, so... Are you dying, MC?

• He tries to believe you when you say it's natural and nothing to be so worried about, but he just can't help it. His hands are calloused and rough from centuries of playing sports, so he's hardly bothered by the chill of yours and will just hold them whenever he can to try and "warm you up".

• Is convinced that eating warm food and drinking hot beverages will help. Even if you don't actually feel cold, he might still insist you drink the hot chocolate because he's uneasy.

• He's overprotective by nature. If you can get him to loosen up and stop fretting, he'll apologise for having worried so much. He doesn't want you to be annoyed with him for overreacting about something you're so used to and consider totally normal.

• Is totally fine with you placing your hands or feet on him. He doesn't even react most of the time. You're convinced he can't feel it.

"Beel, honestly, I'm fine..." "But..." He glances between you and the cup of tea in his hands. He can't look at the drink for too long though, or he starts to feel the urge to chug it himself. He can't do that — it's supposed to be for you. "Please? A hot drink is always best on a cold day." "We're in a heatwave..." You sigh, unable to argue any further. Giving in, you take the cup from his hands. "Fine, I'll drink it. But I'm telling you, there really is nothing wrong."

BELPHEGOR

• To be blunt, he isn't a fan.

• He's been right on the cusp of falling asleep only to be startled awake by your freezing hands and feet touching him as you crawl into bed way too many times. He isn't against you cuddling him completely — you're still a good cuddle-buddy, in a "cold side of the pillow" way — but he would like you to keep your hands above his clothes and your feet to yourself. Thanks.

• Aside from Mammon, he's also likely to complain about the thermostat temperature being turned up by Lucifer, which in turn causes Beel to complain on his behalf. He keeps waking up after long naps all sweaty and hot... eugh.

• On the bright side, him being too warm means he'll suddenly switch up on your cold hands. Suddenly, he loves the feeling of them against his skin, and needs you by his side to cool him down while he sleeps.

• Joins Satan in encouraging you to shove your hands up Lucifer's shirt. Do it. Just once. Unfortunately for Satan however, Belphie is a little traitor, and will also go behind his back to tell you to do it to him right after.

• A complete hypocrite. If you pull the same stunt on him he'll make the most exaggerated pouting face you've ever seen and go complain to Beel about you. If you look at him while he's doing so, he'll give you a shit-eating smirk when Beel isn't looking.

• Gets you matching fuzzy socks. He knows they don't really work in keeping your feet warm throughout the day, but asks you to at least keep them on when you two cuddle, so you can match with him and he can avoid any rude awakenings.

The fourth-born had been absent for not five seconds when Belphie scoots over on the couch to whisper in your ear. "When Satan comes back," he pauses, stifling a yawn. "Shove your hands up his shirt. Like you're going to do to Lucifer." You give him a look. "Why would I do that?— And I never agreed to do it to Lucifer." "It'll be funny," he grins lazily. "Look, he's coming back. If you don't do it, I'll grab your wrists and do it for you, you know..."

DIAVOLO

• Diavolo doesn't just run warm, he runs hot. Almost uncomfortably so. Never expect to be able to cuddle with this guy without getting sweaty.

• When he first feels your cold hands, he either assumes humans are just naturally so frigid or goes the Lucifer route and does everything he can to increase the temperature of RAD and the palace to prevent you from being so cold. After one absolutely sweltering day at RAD, you asked Diavolo what was going on and why it was suddenly so blisteringly hot.

• "I raised the temperature as much as I could to make it more comfortable for you!" He flashed you a big, proud smile. "Come now, let me feel your hands. It should be better for you now, yes?"

• "Ah... why are they still cold?"

• He means well, really, but he's very confused. He becomes more understanding once it's explained to him and thankfully turns the temperature back down. You swore all of your classmates were seconds away from murdering one another just from the humidity alone.

• It's not like you have the guts to do it anyway — and if you did, Barbatos would stop you — but in case you were curious, he also doesn't react to the feeling of you suddenly putting your hands on him. Like Asmo, he actually thinks the chill of your fingers is quite nice.

• He might offer to hold your hands in his whenever you're sat next to him because he's fully aware of how warm he is in comparison to you. It warms you up and feels pretty good.

RAD student council meetings are usually quite dull. Unless they were in preparation for some kind of event, in which case you could expect the opposite problem — all the brothers would be bickering amongst themselves so loudly that it felt like all the energy had been drained out of you by the time you returned home. Today, however, was on the quiet end of things, and you were just waiting for it to be over. You sit next to Diavolo, cheek resting on your hand as you idly tap the table with the eraser end of your pencil. "MC." He nudges you a little. Your head shoots up, momentarily afraid he had realised you were zoning out, but he meets you with a smile and offers you his hand. Wordlessly, you place your free hand in his and he gently clasps his fist around it. Student council meetings are dull, but at least you have Diavolo to share little moments like these with.

BARBATOS

• Another man with gloves here. He knew about your cold hands from listening to the others or observing the jokes you'd play on them using it, but he's unlikely to have any personal experiences with them until much later.

• He honestly doesn't care that much. However, if you feel your hands starting to ache or go stiff, he'll hold them in his own and breathe into them to warm them up. Either that or he'll give you his own gloves for a period of time. They're already warm from him using them, so it's actually pretty nice.

• Is one of the only demons to be reasonable about it. Everybody thank Barbatos.

• Won't interfere with you suddenly putting your hands on anyone or shoving your hands up their shirt, unless it's Diavolo, obviously. He thinks their reactions are amusing. It isn't even worth trying to do to him though, he's impossible to catch off-guard. That, and his hands are also pretty cold, so he can and will do it right back.

• Encourages you to do it to Solomon and will protect you from the sorcerer's wrath afterwards.

• Not to repeat myself, but once you two further your relationship a little more, you'll discover he also quite likes the feeling of your hands on him. He isn't one to show it physically, but he'll let you know how pleasant he finds it if he's in an affectionate mood.

• Not a very cuddly person — mostly because he just never has time for it — but on the rare instance you two cuddle, he won't care much about you placing your feet on him but will pretend like he's mad about it to tease you. He'll get up and refuse to return until you literally beg for forgiveness, at which point he smiles and tells you he never truly minded, but since you asked so nicely he'll come back to the couch with you.

Spotting Barbatos in the kitchen completely focused on his baking would usually be a sign to leave him alone as to not distract him. But for you? No, it was the perfect opportunity to strike. He didn't look up as you enter the kitchen and sneak up behind him, and just when you think you may finally have the upper hand— —He grabs your wrists before you can land your hands on his skin and meets you with a smile. "Ah, MC." You pout, but he isn't moved. "How nice of you to join. Since you clearly aren't up to anything important, how about you lend a hand by fetching me some ingredients?" ...Mission failed.

SIMEON

• I have to imagine that Simeon knows a little more about the human body than most of the demons. So when he holds your hand for the first time, his first thought isn't "they could be hypothermic," it's just "oh, they have cold hands."

• He honestly doesn't mind or even really say anything about it. The most he'll do is lend you his coat on a colder day and tell you to hide your hands inside the sleeves to keep them warm — but then he's just left in that revealing body-suit thing he has, so he gets freezing instead.

• Simeon is a pretty affectionate person, so if you try to stop yourself from directly touching him too much because you know your hands are freezing, he won't be pleased.

• He places your hands back on his face, tilting his head to plant a kiss on your palm. "How much will it take to convince you I enjoy your touch?"

• To be honest, that's a pretty dangerous question to leave entirely up to you, but do what you will with it.

• You know how his shoulders and hips are completely bare for some reason? If you walk up behind him and trace a finger along his shoulder or just grab onto his hips, he jumps and does this cute shiver. He won't scold you for it, but he does get embarrassed and quiet if you do it in front of other people.

"Simeon?" You tap the back of his head. It's still early in the morning, yes, but you have to get up soon. Lucifer would have your head if you two miss a day of RAD, but your angel seems particularly sleepy this morning, as nothing seems to be waking him at all. He was the last person you would expect to have this sort of problem with... "Simeon..." You lower your hand and place your palm on his shoulder, watching him shudder from the cold. "Get up." Finally, you see him blink. He looks up at you, a yawn on his lips as he speaks. "Good morning..."

SOLOMON

• He has a spell for that.

• No, I'm serious, he does.

• It's up to you whether or not you trust this mystery concoction he gives you and tells you to drink because it will, somehow, make your body run warmer. He reassures you it's supposed to be a dark purple. It's nothing to worry about. Believe me.

• For the sake of these headcanons, I'm going to assume you have any sense of self-preservation and don't take drinks from strange wizards.

• Solomon's hands are very cold as well, but he insists they used to be warm when he was younger. You think, perhaps it's symbolic of him slowly leaving his humanity behind as the centuries go on? Either way, you both are menaces.

• If the brothers thought you were bad with shoving your hands up their shirt, wait until Solomon gets in the mix. He'll use magic to somehow enhance the freezing cold of his hands and make them shriek because it's so cold it stings. At least they love you enough to let you get away with it, though. I cannot say the same about Solomon.

• He's banned from the House of Lamentation because he had the bright idea of trying to do it to Lucifer. Any chance of making a pact with him is thrown out the window. Good job.

• It's a bad idea to try doing it to Solomon for the sole reason he will not stop until he gets his revenge — and like I said, he'll make his hands so freezing they hurt to have against your skin. Your best bet is to go to Barbatos for protection because, again, he thinks it's amusing, and his millennium-long grudge on Solomon has still not fully dissipated.

"...What happened?" You blink up at the sorcerer in front of you, who is dangling upside-down from a tree just outside the House of Lamentation. From the ropes hanging him there by his legs, you guess it must have been Lucifer's doing. He gives you a sheepish smile. "Well, since you were hesitant to do Satan and Belphie's prank on Lucifer..." Your eyes widen as you realise what he's talking about. Surely he didn't— "So, I did it instead." "..." "My lovely apprentice will let me down, won't you? Ah— w-wait, hold on! Don't leave me here!"

[csainzoperator]

yummy: LN4 ☆

summary: y/n is a chef in the mclaren hospitality who is famous for her fabulous recipies. everyone is head over heels for her recipies, and a certain someone is most definitely more than head over heels. but not just for the food.

(lando norris x fem!reader)

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itsmey/n has posted!

another day at work! for the british gp, their special "sticky toffee pudding" was a success :)

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landonorris it was so yum (she fed us the so called desert forcefully after giving us a 4 course meal)

- oscarpiastri you're such an ungrateful brat. it was great, bestie itsmey/n

- itsmey/n thank you pastry, and lando...i might leave you to starve to death.

lewishamilton i would kill for a pudding rn! you should drop by merc hospitality y/n!

- mclaren look at you trying to steal our goddamn chef....

f1wagsss oh my god you're so pretty

landonorris has posted!

P2 AT HOME RACE BABY!! so proud of the team to be finishing at P2 and P4. also special thanks to y/n for feeding us well :)

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landonorizz are we gonn ignore the fact that y/n just made it to a lando post???

lechaaair OH Y/N FEEDS US TOO. SHE SERVES ALL THE DAMN TIME. MOTHER 🙏🏼🙏🏼

itsmey/n its literally my job tho...?

- oscarpiastri some people are bad at their job. he's appreciating you for being good. (lando you fr have no rizz man)

carlaando lando are you trynna make a move GN

- landonowinss BROS PROBABLY REGRETTING RN 💀

(time skip!)

it was the hungarian gp. you were in the mclaren hospitality. the mclaren kitchen was quite big, and your co-workers were extremely sweet. you mainly cooked for the drivers and mechanics, while guiding the others. you were tasting a dish when you feel a presence behind you. you immediately recognise who it is.

"what is it now, lando?" you ask with a knowing smile on your face. he sits down on the counter beside you and watches you as you work. "i was wondering if you would like to, maybe, just maybe, come outside with me and sit down and talk and get some food you know?" he blabbers

"are you asking me out on a date?" you tease him. "well, yeah. only if you want it to be. its okay if you say no" he says with a sad smile on his face. you cup his face with one of your hands and give his cheeks a squeeze. "ofcourse i'll come, dumbass. now shoo, let me work. you're too distracting"

the smug smile he has on his face makes you blush. "so i am distracting huh? what else am i? you can give me details when we go on that date" he winks at you and walks off. you just simply shake your head in amusement.

the date goes well. to be honest, more than well. you both have the most fun ever. lando is everything that you craved. he was the sweetest boy. day by day, meal by meal, both of you started talking more, discovering each other. one fine night, in his apartment in london, where you taught him how to bake his favourite cake, he surprises you by asking you to be his girlfriend. you say yes without hesitation. you knew he wasn't going to play around with your heart.

it was the brazilian gp. lando had placed P2 again! you were the proudest girlfriend to exist, and the happiest. you were just so incredibly proud as he was doing so good this year.

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brazil you were brilliiianttt <3 liked by oscarpiastri, mclaren, landonorris and 92,233 others.

f1wags HOLD UP. SOFT LAUNCHING????

oscarpiastri yuck i hate being around the hospitality now.

landonorris 🌟

- carlandodod PLS IM NOT OK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.

- leclercvc oh. my. god. guys. i think its lando and y/n.

f1gosssip apparently some people saw looking for his "girlfriend" after the race, and some people even saw him kissing a girl in the mclaren garage! we hope its y/n 😫

y/nfannn MOTHER WHO IS THAT

landonorris has posted!

brazil with bae. thank you team for making the P2 happen! more to come.

p.s i don't believe in soft launches. she let me hard launch after 8 races 🖐🏼

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oscarpiastri GAG

carlandooo MAMA Y PAPA

carlossainz55 finally mate! congrats :)

maxverstappen1 lando isn't a kid anymore

f1wags OFFICIALLY OUR FAV WAG (with lily obv)

itsmey/n i love you, baby! super proud <3

- landonorris i love YOU. so much. so much.

paddockclubb 8 RACES?? HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON OMG

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𝐓𝐗𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 —> 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 6𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 —> 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂!

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞 —> 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 —> 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜!𝐭𝐱𝐭 (𝐨𝐭5) 𝐱 𝐟!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

—> 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩.

◞꒷◟ ͜ ͜ ◞ྀི◟୨୧◞ྀི◟ ͜ ͜ ◞꒷◟

I'm running off of hopes and dreams dudes

𝐘𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐧

Older brother vibes

Definitely takes care of everyone but especially you

Yeonjun makes sure you're eating at least 2 meals a day even with a busy schedule

Very protective over you because you're the only girl and he knows you get awfully a lot of hate because of it

But he tries his best to make sure you know that you deserve to be apart of the team as much as the rest of them do

He pushes you to work harder, but because he wants you to be the best version of yourself

He's def clingy to you, but in an annoying way almost

Loves ruffling n messing your hair up, pinching your cheekies, sends you flying kisses across the room bc he thinks your reaction is funny n cute

He teased you a lot too but knows how to not cross the line

And if he does he'll be so regretful and apologetic like he'll do anything until you forgive him he feels SO bad 😭🙏🏻

Likes it when you cling to his arm, hug him or depend on him in general; especially if you prefer or like to be more independent

(or too stubborn to ask for help lolol)

Bro is all smiles n gladly helps you or takes care of you

Forehead kisses

Complains n whines when you try n kiss his forehead or cheek back in return or as a thank you but he doesn't mind it, finds it endearing, actually

Let's you rest ur head on his shoulder while sitting next to each other if he notices you're really tired or so ur neck won't get stiff

You guys are close and have a special bond

Definitely knows when to comfort you and when you're starting to have a hard time, and vise versa

Loves messing with you though like, pushing your buttons a little bit cause he thinks ur reactions are cute

𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧

I think he's also hard on you but only because he wants to prove that you can do just as much as the boys can do

Tries and make sure you don't feel like out

Because he knows that it might be difficult for you being in an all boys group and feeling left out since you're the only girl

But none the less he wouldn't want it any other way

He's fought hard to get you with them and so did you having to constantly prove yourself; youll always have too

He js couldn't be prouder of you tbh

Always comes to defend you

soobin feels safe with you and he knows he can tell you if he's struggling or if something is bothering him

youre the main reason he stopped doubting himself when he was new to being a leader

and he's forever grateful for you

When walking up stairs he takes his coat or blaze off and holds it up from being you to cover you up and protect you

Hates seeing you sad or upset so definitely tries to do anything to cheer you up or keep you happy !!

You prob bake sum with him sometimes in your guy's free time just for fun and bonding

𝐁𝐞𝐨𝐦𝐠𝐲𝐮

Your BSF cuh

Like y'all are always together almost

Most of the time if you wanna find one or the other yall are found together doin sum

The schedules together are much more fun with beomgyu although I have a feeling the staff aren't the most thrilled 💀🙏🏻

He's so annoying But it's also kind of endearing you can't help but not be TOO mad at him 🙄 Y'all are prob the most comfortable with each other and you've seen him cry the most and vise versa Idk y'all just feel the safest w e/o and understand one another really well You guys truly have a special bond / friendship The most chaotic and funniest duo amongst all the members

Like, being paired up for challenges is hell for everyone else bc of how chaotic you two bitches are LMAO They sometimes will BEG to switch but just for shits and giggles the staff refuse to change the pairing bc it's funny n entertaining

He's def the one to act so brother like towards you

Like, he'll always come up to you and start punching you or sum but not enough to touch you just really close, but he's never actually touched you or hurt you

Idk dude it's js a brother thing apparently

Y'all are so sibling coded lol Rather you're older or younger, I think he'll still act like either an annoying little brother who admires his older sister or the annoying yet very caring (a little protective?) older brother with his little sister

Eats food with you all the time

There's been far too many times where he's made you starve and wait while he got his food js so y'all could eat together

Sorry pooks you gotta wait to eat, get used to it

It's also js y'all's love language, especially bg's

Def partners n crime, y'all need each other to fight crime !! ( Y'all share one brain cell while together trust you need to be together to function and be smarter, kinda)

For sure tag team yeonjun just to annoy him and get a good laugh at it lol y'all are unstoppable!! 𝐓𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧

You're prob a little older then him

He admires you, a lot

He thinks the things you do are cute and he js adores you

He's such a Sweetheart to you😭

He's very understanding and relies on you a little more then it might seem

Likes it when you give him affection the most out of all the boys

He has a little soft spot for you

Gives you cute little pecks and kisses on your cheek sometimes because he just adores you🥺😭

Will defend your name in public and correct you in private 𝐇𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐤𝐚𝐢

Also admires you a lot

Like he really looks up to you even if you're younger or older

If he sees you face a fear of yours he'll be so proud of you but also it'll help him have strength as well

Y'all are always doing pranks or up to some kind of mischief together

Y'all spoil each other

Although you probably buy food for him most of the time while he'll buy you food on special occasions

Y'all are gumz

Always touchy and clinging

Seen back hugging each other a lottttt

Very playful with each other too, just cute banter

You guys are also seen giving each other belly rubs a lot especially after a meal like maybe bts to do episode you'll just see Kai n you rubbing each other's bellys in the background hiding in a corner

Moas think it's the cutest but so do the members, they love teasing sometimes, "aigoo, what will we do with these two cute gumz?" Yeonjun says fondly lol

You n him learn kep1er dances together and other gg it's so fun w him

Soobin joins you guys sometimes as well

Y'all support and comfort each other when needed though

Always have an eye out for you and always tries to cheer you up when you need it most, even if it's acting a fool or embarrassing himself lol.

Bonus

They were all definitely forced into learning the whole choreography of magnetic by illit because you begged them, they couldn't say no to you LMAO😭

A/N I've had this is my drafts for far tooooo long and I figured to js post this to get sum out cause I have zero motivation.

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HEY IM BACKK🤭 Wakasa has been on my mind the past days (he deadass appeared in my dream💀) So I got a request where Wakasa is friends with reader and secretly likes her but hides it really well. So when the 1st gen bd drink together and Waka gets drunk he won't get off her, hugging her n stuff and it eventually leads to a sleepy confession from him ykk🤭 The others all tease him the next day for it😭 (sry if this is kinda long)

Omgg hi again! I’m so glad you decided to request again (I love Wakasa)

Your requests are always interesting ml heheheheh, even though I’m not really proud of this one, I still hope you’ll enjoy it (and sorry for the wait)

No warnings, alcohol consumption (a bit too much in this instance) fluff and crack

Every time you changed something about your appearance, no matter how small it was, no matter how many of your friends didn’t notice, Wakasa always did. Might be the slightest change in your hair or makeup, you’d always receive a "It suits you well" or "That’s a nice change". He would always carry that bored expression as he says it, as if he didn’t really care. But how would he notice such small details if he didn’t?

Of course he cared. He was your best friend after all. You called him that, others called you that, he called himself that. Even if those words left a bitter taste in his mouth. Yet he’d never act on it. He was content with what he had, content with the proximity you two shared. Even though he wanted more, he swallowed back all his feelings. Because Wakasa, as much as he didn’t like to admit it, was scared to lose you. So he swallowed back the lingering touches he wanted to give you, any comments that could appear as "too much", for the sake of your friendship. One he would continue to cherish, even if that meant settling for less than he wanted.

- "Come on, just one drink!"

You rolled your eyes. Currently, you were downplaying the invitation of your friend, really insistent to get you to drink with the small group tonight.

- "Dont insist, Omi… I have work tomorrow…"

It was Takeomi’s turn to roll his eyes.

- "Just live a little… beside…"

A small smirk appeared on his face. You were almost, almost curious as to what he was about to say.

- "I don’t believe you’ve ever seen Waka getting drunk…"

Your annoyed rambling about work stopped for a second. He was right, your best friend, the one you’ve known since so long… Have never been drunk in front of you. And you couldn’t deny that the thought made you curious. What kind of drunk was he? Emotional drunk? Tired drunk?.. Yeah, definitely that…

After a few seconds of thinking, you sighed, you couldn’t deny one drink sounded nice.

- "One drink…" You finally indulged, watching his smirk widen

- "You won’t regret it… it’s actually pretty fun to watch…"

On those words, you started walking toward the bar you often went at, where the others were probably already waiting.

And when Takeomi told you it would be fun to watch, you didn’t expect that. And based on his expression, he didn’t either.

You were trying to drink in your now half empty glass, but you found it difficult to do so, as a pair of strong arms were wrapped around your figure.

- "I’ve… never seen him like this before…" Stated Shinichiro, sitting across of you. In his eyes was a mixture of confusion and curiosity.

At this point, all the eyes around the table were on you, more precisely on the man clutching at your side. Wakasa Imaushi, the White Leopard, Black dragons founding member and first generation Special attack Unit captain, THE living legend… Clinging to you like a lost child.

- "N-No one- hic -can touch her… ‘xcept me…" He mumbled, eyes closed and face red from all the shots he had.

You were torn. You’ve never seen him like that, with you or with anyone. And your best friend being so clingy, so… touchy… felt weird. But at the same time… it wasn’t a bad kind of weird.

- Waka… I think I’ll drive you home…

As you muttered those words, you felt his grip tightening. Goddamnit was he strong. You winced slightly, trying to get him off, to no avail.

- "Can someone… Help me out here?.." you asked, a bit annoyed at the lack of reaction from your friends

The three guys exchanged looks, before looking back at you.

- "I mean… you heard him." Started Takeomi, a sly grin on his face

- "No one can touch you except him!" Finished Keizo, raising his hands to support his words

You rolled your eyes, hearing the three of them laughing like degenerates. Unbelievable.

You had to find something though. You wanted to go home, too. Yet it was proven difficult with the bag of muscles holding you tightly.

You sighed, looking at his slumped form, trying to find something to get him off.

- "… Hey Waka… Let’s go home, mhm?.." You tried to bargain, with seemingly no success.

- "N-Nah… M’staying… with you…" He mumbled, his speech almost incomprehensible.

You sighed sighed again. You definitely wanted to go home, getting a bit tired yourself.

- "… Wanna sleep at my place?.." You asked, as all eyes on the table landed on you, even his. You felt a need to denfend yourself to your peers.

- "N-Not like that! I’m not that kind of person!" You tried to defend yourself

- "That’s really inappropriate. I wouldn’t have taken you for the type…" Teased the black haired mechanic, a cigarette dangling from his lips.

- "Mhmm… Take me home, love…"

Your eyes widened, as everyone else’s. You looked down at your lap, eyes landing on a very sleepy Waka, nuzzling your thigh.

- "… Yeah, I’ll take him home… He’s… not in his right mind…" You muttered, trying to calm the emotions he provoked by calling you that.

- "Heh, you know what they say… A drunk man’s words is a sober man’s thoughts!"

You glared at Takeomi, who was laughing his ass off with your other friends. They wouldn’t let that die down easily…

You called a cab, trying to walk with a grown ass man clutched at your hip. Quite a humorous sight, really.

The drive wasn’t long thankfully, and you managed to drag the drunk man in your bed. You were too tired to do anything else, crashing on the mattress next to his unconscious form. You were about to fall asleep, when his voice caught your attention.

-" ‘Meant it, y’know… I don’t… wanna be your friend… wanna be more…"

You listened to his drunken confession, your own eyes fighting to stay open and focused on his relaxed face.

- "Wanna… hold you and… do shit couples do, I dunno…"

A small silence followed his words, lingering in the air. You looked at him one last time, before your eyes closed on their own.

- "G’night, Waka…"

The only answer you received was the sound of his slow breathing and light snores. You would deal with that tomorrow…

- "Hey, "love"! Mind grabbing me a beer?" Teased a certain black haired man, as your now boyfriend was glaring at him, fighting the urge to smash his head on the coffee table.

- "Takeomi I swear to god…" He warned, pinching the bridge of his nose as you let out a small chuckle.

He could now hold you, kiss you, and do plenty of other shit couples do.

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

I went to the fair with my family so you get this

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Angel: No regrets, if we die good riddance

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Cherri: I would strap myself to a bomb for fun

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Charlie: I haven't pet a cow in too long I think

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Vaggie: *furious* All because I can't crochet

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Husk: if I was a goat I'd uhhh umm I don't know I'd probably just be a goat... Sleep maybe?

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Angel: I'm going to touch your ankles

Husk: What are you, some kind of Victorian pervert?

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Charlie: *gasping and pointing to a sign* SUPER FRIED CHICKEN

Angel: Lame I want super SUPER fried chicken

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Alastor: *watching pork roast* Gorgeous

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Charlie: *feeding Vaggie* here comes the airplane

Alastor: ... That was embarrassing for both of you

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Vaggie: *watching a man dressed as a cockroach walk by* The men have started morphing into their true forms

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Cherri: Wouldn't it be funny if this place got set on fire

Charlie: No??? There would be a stampede

Cherri: Oh damn I would die

Charlie: No, you would stampede?

Cherri: I wouldn't run

Charlie: *sigh* yeah, of course not

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Sir Pentious: If I died on a rollercoaster my last words would be "Wahoo"

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Nifty: I need to destroy, I need to rip something to shreds with my bare hands

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Lucifer and his Candy apple adventures a saga:

Lucifer: *holding a candy apple* oh hell yeah I'm gonna fuck this shit UP

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Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*

Alastor: *doesn't notice*

Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*

Alastor: *looks around* ???

Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*

Alastor: *looks back at him* What are you doing?

Lucifer: Huh?

Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*

Alastor: WILL YOU STOP

Lucifer: What are you talking about????

Alastor: You're throwing something in my hair and on my shoulders and back-

Lucifer: *singing* head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!

(my sister never figured out what I was doing 💀)

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Lucifer: *still eating his candy apple* Why am I eating this like a chicken wing?

Charlie: Is that not how you're supposed to eat it?

Lucifer: You are absolutely right

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Lucifer: *covered in candy apple* I'm sticky 🥺

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Lucifer: *done with his candy apple but still chewing on the stick*

Alastor: *takes a bite of a mozzarella stick*

Lucifer: *gasps* MOZZARELLA STICKS

Alastor: *dips mozzarella sticks in marinara sauce and holds it out to Lucifer*

Lucifer: *reaches for it*

Alastor: *takes it back and glares*

Lucifer: what? oh- weirdo *eats it from his hand*

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Lucifer: Can you bring me to the bathroom?

Alastor: I'm not carrying you

Lucifer: *rolls eyes* can you walk me to the-

Alastor: I might be able to find you a little red wagon

Lucifer: I'm going to punch you

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Cherri: Froot loops are just-

Angel: *nods seriously* Gay Cheerios

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Charlie: I need to find a bathroom to cry in asap

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Vaggie: She's either drunk or high off something

Angel: I think it would be easier if I was high

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Charlie: All I can smell is weed

Angel and Cherri: *deep inhale*

Charlie: NO

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Alastor: Ugh there are so many people

Lucifer: I know I'm dying

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Angel: *gasp* MY PHONE IS ON ONE PERCENT

Alastor: *completely monotone* oh no the horrors

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Stranger: Is that your dad?

Husk: Do I look that old?

Angel: No, we're married

Stranger: Oh... you're married

Angel: *laughing* No

Husk: DO I LOOK THAT OLD????

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Lucifer: *singing along* I can count on you like 4 3 2 you'll be there

Alastor: No I'd leave you

Lucifer: Yeah I know

Alastor: Like everyone else

Lucifer: oh

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Nifty: *staring at crystals* Do I think they could heal me? No, I am beyond repair. Do I think they're so so so so pretty? YES!!! I NEED THEM

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Lucifer: *overstimulated, angry, and grinning with tears in his eyes* I wish I could enjoy things

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[imaginesig]

"He laughs at all my jokes / and he says I'm so American"

Zak O'Sullivan x driver!reader

SMAU

Logans grid kid might be more patriotic than him. Reader is an American menace to the f2 grid, her bf included, who uses Oliva Rodrigo to cope (and Kimi has been demoted to f3 and Olivias release schedule for Guts is wrong). Based on this prema video

there is a criminally low amount of fics about this man

Music themed masterlist

Complete masterlist pinned on my profile

ynln

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ynln totally sleighed it

tagged sister_username

dinobeganovic girl you slayed that house

ynln SLAY 💅

dinobeganovic slay 😵🔪

ynln oh

olliebearman mate what is that third picture? The dirt??

ynln chief I live in the southern US we dont get snow here

olliebearman what a sad winter

sister_username we ate the first pic up

ynln its a christmas miracle, my sister being the only one who's nice to me

zak.osullivan cant wait for you to see a REAL winter wonderland

ynln id take my dirt covered ground over your royal snow anyway 💪🇺🇸

zak.osullivan says the girl who flys out the 28th

user1 "were you silent or silenced" @/ynln

ynln gagged to silence ✋😔

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caption: (1) thoughts and prayers as I head into enemy territory (2) 🇺🇸→🇬🇧

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zak.osullivan

oh fuck off

haha

I can hear your gremlin cackle from here

heyyyy you're supposed to love me

I do

I love you and all your gremlin traits

im blocking you and visiting Harry Styles instead

like he would take you in

rude

anyway please call me when you land, I'll be waiting to pick you up anyway

but just in case

ofc baby

get some rest

I love you ❤️

I love you too❤️

ynln

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ynln theres snow-where better than this

tagged zak.osullivan

Logansargent beer in the snow 10/10

Ynln thank you thank you

Olliebearman “I’d take my dirt covered ground over your Royal snow any day” you sure girlie??

Zak.osullivan she’s been swayed

ynln I’m just a girl

Zak.osullivan my snow angel ❤️❤️

ynln ily 🤭🤭

Kimi.antonelli snow angels?? Are you 5

Zak.osullivan our entire yard was filled by her alone

Ynln excuse me, I’m enjoying my youth and I will grow into a happy adult with no regrets

sister_username nice to see you’re having fun without me

Ynln get a hot European bf then we’ll talk

user1 stop I love this

user2 if Y/nZak has no fans I’m dead

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zak.osullivan

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zak.osullivan "I want your midnights"

tagged: ynln

artgp_offical new year, new us!!

ynln "but ill be cleaning up bottles with you on New Years Day" ❤️

Zak.osullivan ❤️

Ynln HOT DAYUM

ynln boy do i know how to take a photo 🥵

Ynln I can cook and clean

zak.osullivan no you can’t

Ynln I can bark

Zak.osullivan please don’t I believe you

user1 Y/n is a prime example of the duality of man

user2 she said what were all thinking

user3 this is so Y/n coded

user4 oh he def had help with this post

user5 thank you Y/n for the middle pic

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ynln posted 2 stories!

caption: (1) 🎶 New Years Day by Taylor Swift (2) New year, minimal headache

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Zak.osullivan

Well hello

Didn’t expect to see my abs and underwear on your public story but here we are

let me show the people what they lost

How about you celebrate that win instead of dm-ing while laying next to me

sister_username

now I have to bleach my eyes

what better way to start the new year than with new vision

could've still done without your bf's stomach but ok

you'll live 😘😘

ynln

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ynln shes back and ready to show these Europeans how its done

tagged no one

user1 QUEEN 🇺🇸🦅💪

Ynln “salute to me I’m your American queen” T.S

Kimi.antonelli nope

Olliebeaman absolutely not

Zak.osullivan keep dreaming babe

paularon_ id rather die

dinobeganovic I’ll crash myself into the barriers instead thank you

user1 ummm hello???? I didn’t mean to assemble the avengers💀

logansargent f2 grid menace is back 👏👏👏

Ynln gotta show them a good ole ‘merican time

user2 making that smoothie recipe rn

User3 omg update me on how it is!!

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caption: I was bamboozled into matching

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dinobeganovic

“Bamboozled” sure

Stfu 🙄

Ynln

I can’t believe you put up with it

rest assured I’ll be checking what’s under your sweatshirt from now on

Oh😏

No

I’m blocking you

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f2_updates: Y/n L/n has won the first grand prix of the season!! Did you enjoy her victory radio as much as we did??

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User1 PLEASE SHES SO PAINFULLY AMERICAN

user2 never a doubt she’s Logan’s grid kid

user3 at this point I think dating a Brit just eggs her on

User4 not the tik tok audio 💀💀

user5 her engineer is so done with her

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ynln first race back and WE GOT THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER PLAYING! Lets see if we can keep it going 🇺🇸🦅🎆

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Prema_team perfect season start 🤩🤩

Logansargent OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Ynln BY THE DAWN’S EARLY LIGHT

Logansargent you were great! Definitely a race to be proud of

Ynln thank you Lo!!!

Zak.Sullivan I’m proud of you love

Ynln ❤️❤️

user1 what is that last photo 💀

Ynln me dramatically blaring Dolly Parton

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zak.osullivan MONACOOO COME ON 🏆🏆🏆

tagged artgp_offical

Ynln YESSSS SIR

olliebeaman you’ve never sounded more American

Dinobeganovic put this girl in a frat

Logansargent I have to agree…

ynln my own grid dad betrayed me

Ynln THATS HOW WE DO IT

ynln 15 to first??? YOU MAD MAN

Williamsracing we agree 👏👏

User1 get this man in f1

User2 id love to see it

ynln I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️

Zak.osullivan I LOVE YOU TOO ❤️❤️❤️❤️

olliebearman congrats man!

dinobeganovic impressive race

paularon_ it was nice to share a podium

Logansargent calm down before you take my seat

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ynln

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ynln MCDREAMY oops I mean ZAK GOT P1 IN MONACO!!!! I AM SO SO PROUD OF YOU!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH (oh and I got p4 yadda yadda…)

tagged: zak.osullivan, prema_team

Zak.osullivan even in my time of victory I lose to Shepard 😔😔

ynln someone had to keep me entertained while I waited for all your media to be done 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Zak.osullivan thank you for all your support!! You raced a wondeful race, congrats on p4

Ynln I love you (but your race was better no need for a pitty congrats)

sister_username congrats Zak!! The Y/n family was cheering you on

ynln this L/n was also cheering you on!!

user2 I love that Y/n and her family were pulling for Zak more than Y/n 💀

user1 ugh we love a supportive gf

User2 God its me again🙏🙏

User3 when is it my turn

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ynln

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ynln Happy Guts release to those who celebrate! "All American Bitch" will be my personality from this moment forward

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olivarodrigo wrote it just for you 🫶💜💜

ynln screaming crying throwing up I love you so much

olivarodrigo i literally love you!! My fav driver

user1 girlie just barley made the teenage cut

ynln 19 is still a teen ☝️🤓

paularon_ as if you needed any more reason to be more American

user2 omg this was a group I didn’t know I needed

user4 it seems so random but I love

user3 please give us content🙏🙏🙏

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ynln

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ynln traveling the world with my world 🇪🇸

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Olliebearman boo 🍅🍅🍅

Kimi.antonelli 🧀🧀🧀

ynln i can never win with yall

Olliebearman yall 🤠🤠

ynln get out of my comment section

Zak.osullivan I love you

ynln are you sure?? You said no to taking the cat

user1 “my world” I’m crying

user2 as much as i love American menace Y/n i LOVE soft y/n

user3 omg did you name the cat??

ynln ummmm of course, it’s Brick

user3 idk what i expected

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zak.osullivan

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zak.osullivan adventure buddies for life 🤝🤝

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ynln deal 🤝

user1 i love that they both posted a solo pic of the other

user5 top tier photography on both ends

user2 the middle pic 😭😭😭

user4 oh to be looked at the way either of them look at the other

user3 those olives looks good as hell

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ynln posted 2 stories!

Captions: (1) for the record I am NOT happy to be in Silverstone on 4th of July weekend (2) OLIVA YOU HAVE TURNED MY WEEK AROUND

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olliebearman

oh no

oh yes

and I thought the 4th was proper punishment for all your terrorizing

queen liv said no💜✨

call it good karma

GOOD KARMA FROM WHAT??

Elvirahallqvrst

im so excited

Me too!! I'm sad we won't get a listening party again

same 😭

hamdaalqubaisi_offical

my pre-race playlist just keeps getting better 😌

fr!!

zak.osullivan

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zak.osullivan best way to end a home race?? his and hers 1-2

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artgp_offical we agree!!

prema_team couldn't have said it better ourselves

olliebearman id rank that at bloody brilliant 👏🍾

user1 y'all live for a Ferrari 1-2, I live for a ZakY/n 1-2

user2 the "his and hers" has me crying

user3 strong race!! I hope you plenty of family and friends cheering you one

ynln what a race!! I was so nervous you'd overtake me in those last laps

zak.osullivan believe me I tried, if you weren't so damn good at defense

ynln 🤭😘

user4 I know she was just messing around for practice but Y/n looks so good in that blue suit

user5 the best part was she wore that to celebrate Zak's home gp

user4 stop thats so cute

user6 I agree she looks beautiful

user7 prema retire the red rn

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ynln

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ynln what better way to celebrate 4th of July than forcing the US national anthem to be played (I love you Zak and im so proud but Brits gotta know their place)

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user1 I still cant believe she wore that sweatshirt around Silverstone

user2 see I want to be surprised but honestly im not

logansargent ultimate checkmake! You've made me proud kid

ynln ss this and hang it in the Louve 🥹

zak.osullivan you are incredible!! I'm proud to call you mine

ynln even when you lose

zak.osullivan fuck that im blocking you

olliebearman I despise everything you do

ynln screw me then for getting team points (and congratulating you on p3)

olliebearman the boys dont fw americans

ynln one of your boys fucks an american

olliebearman OK NOW WHERE DID THE PR TRAINING GO???

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ynln posted a story!

caption: My new national anthem has dropped!! 🎶 So American by Oliva Rodrigo

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zak.osullivan

did we finally find our song??

I think we did babe

dinobeganovic

am I gonna have to see you and Zak be all gushy to this song

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

liakblock

its been on repeat

oh my spotify wrapped is messed up

zak.osullivan

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zak.osullivan you're just so American

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ynln screaming crying throwing up

ynln I didnt even ask you to do this

ynln I love you so much

zak.osullivan I love you (and your entire range of emotions)

olliebearman mission success?

zak.osullivan mission success.

ynln wot

user1 the Olivia quote???

user2 I think she knew deep down it was never her and Louis's song

user3 omg imagine Y/n and Zak dancing with Louis at an Oliva concert

user4 Y/n would die happy

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ynln "he's like a poem I wish I wrote"

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user1 omg the 1D phone booth

Ynln I had to make my pilgrimage

Olliebearman glad to see you’re embracing real culture

Ynln a drink cup full of canes sauce IS real culture

user2 stfu I wasn’t prepared to a domestic ass today but where we are

user3 might sleep in traffic fr fr

sister_username if y'all dont get married I will kms

user4 same girl

user5 we got a L/n on our side

ynln oh hello to you too

zak.osullivan no pressure ig

[11queensupreme11]

Chat, I just thought of something what if the side piece got PREGNANT! It may not be possible but just imagine in the world of the impossible..

Imagine:

Cu: Percy I’m sorry! Please I love you! She’s just a side piece-

Side piece: in pregnant

Cu:..you son of a-

Percy: you say what?

Side piece: you heard me, now that I’m pregnant with his child he’s gonna replace me with your fake ass

Percy:..🤨 (Percy whose been through hundreds of pregnancies of Cu’s children)

Percy:..you-…

Cu:….

Percy: oh hell no, that’s all you my friend

Cu: what!?

Percy: that is all you! You take care of her and the child & I’ll take care of my OWN children (including Kebe and her step children because they are her children no matter if they’re adopted)

Side piece: finally you will actually leave Cu alone with the woman he ACTUALLY loves

Cu: Percy don’t do this to me

Side piece: oh honey bunny you can stop pretending, that whore will finally leave us alone! Just imagine it you’ll be taking care of me for NINE months,NONSTOP, and we’ll be together!

Cu:...

Percy: you’re so gonna regret choosing him as your baby daddy

Side piece: why? you jealous filthy harlot?

Percy: jealous of you? Nope I’m relieved I’m not you. Now since you’ll be busy Cu I’m leaving to go hang out with my other hubbies and my children peace out

Side piece: finally she left, we’re gonna have so much fun! Right Cu?..

Side piece: cu?

(Cu who already left for the milk a.k.a Percy)

Oh god! How would the yanderes react to the side piece getting pregnant!? 😂😂😭😭

THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER HAEFAFVAJHBFSDJCHB

i love how we keep finding ways to ruin cú chulainn's life in this au, we're so evil LMAO 😂😂😂😂

HE KNOCKED UP THE MISTRESS???????????

this is so on-brand tho. he has so many kids that he never knew about so "leaving to get milk" is definitely what he'd do in this scenario 😭😭😭😭

but omggggg getting his mistress pregnant.... i know he's sweating buckets and silently freaking out over percy's reaction. and percy...... omg my poor baby, her heart's just breaking more and more 🥺💔💔💔💔 her husband not only cheated, but he got mistress pregnant too???? 😭💔

at this point, she is DEFINITELY leaving for midgard. she'll tell cú chulainn "congrats on the baby" and leave right then and there. (her kids are free to visit her down in midgard tho, she just asks them to try and blend in with the humans when they visit her.)

depending on cú chulainn's mental state by the time percy leaves, he might actually kill his mistress and the unborn baby. this man does not care 😭 he found the mistress pretty and fucked her, and that was all she ever was for him. if he's in a decent state, he might put his focus on trying to beg percy to come back, but with every failed attempt, more and more of his mind starts to crack, and he will kill the mistress and the unborn baby if he hasn't by then 💀💀

ok but seriously, i feel so bad for percy omgggg this is really horrible for her. her domains are literally FAMILY and LOYALTY, imagine your own husband trampling on your domains???? it's so hera-core, but percy's not crazy enough to target the woman and child, regardless of whether the woman's innocent or not. it's just not in her nature, plus she's HEARTBROKEN 😭💔💔💔

(the gods, despite knowing her pretty well, would actually be pretty shocked by her decision to NOT brutally torture the mistress and bastard baby. it's very on-brand for goddesses to do that, but she just... doesn't??? tbh, this would just make them feel even worse for her and hate cú chulainn even more because "bro, ur wife is a SAINT. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HER?????")

the yans would not be entertained with the addition of a possible baby. knowing percy, they fear that she might actually welcome the baby with open arms and that is NOT what they want. it's already bad enough that she's splitting her attention between the other yans' kids, but taking care of a bastard baby that isn't hers? they see it as her demeaning herself!

buuuuuut thankfully, percy has no plans of welcoming the bastard baby to her family. cú chulainn can take care of his NEW family, she will focus on her own. (little does she know her crazy ass husband has already killed both the mistress and the unborn baby 💀)

[rivwritesiguess]

Lost and Found - Chapter 3: Staying

Word Count: 7.3k Yeah we're still on the angst y'all Poly!141 x gn!omega!reader Summary: The mission was mostly over. However, a complication presents itself when it comes to the target. After it's solved, Price is determined to get answers from Laswell. Warnings: Reader is still mean, self-doubt from Johnny, implied potential abuse, talk of drugging, military inaccuracies, bad attempts at European accents, probably some plot holes Notes: I know the reader seems like a big meanie without reason I promise there will be answer in the future😭 Next chapter will start with the reader's POV which will give some more insight. Not all of the past will be revealed, this is probably going to be a longer series but I promise it will have a happy ending😭 I swear apologies will be given in the future. Also I spent a good amount of time poking fun at Simon and driving and don't regret it I had fun💀 Made the banner with Canva and the divider with Photopea Navigation Series Masterlist Also on AO3 previous - next

  Johnny jumped slightly when John’s voice came over the radio. He had been lost in his own thoughts, not entirely focused on the mission. He was thinking about you. What else would he be thinking about? How could anyone possibly expect him to focus when you were suddenly not dead AND back in their lives? 

  Not only that, but you were ignoring them. You weren’t even trying to explain what had happened. You had avoided their questions, and you purposefully projected your scent to get him to shut up. How could you do that to them? It was manipulative. That’s what it was. And for you to do that so easily…

  Not once in his life did he ever think he’d see you using your scent like that. He’d been around you when you projected your scent in the past, but that had always been in an attempt to calm them and help them out. Not to shut them up.

  You shut him up a total of three times now over the last 8 hours. 

  The first time was in the briefing room. He knew he hadn’t actually seen you die, but it felt like he did. He watched you close the window and shut them in. At that moment, he knew you’d be dead. Despite Kyle’s attempts to reassure and not accept, he knew what was going to happen. With the shutting of that small window, you sacrificed yourself and left them. 

  So, yeah, he didn’t see you get shot. He didn’t see your body hit the ground. But he saw something. And they had all heard the gunshots firing. They all sat in the silence afterward. They all saw what they thought was your blood.

  You were gone. Johnny had been so convinced that you were gone. He forced himself to accept it. It didn’t help him as well as he thought it would. It made his anger worse. He was upset with you at one point, and he hated himself for it. He beat himself up over his own thought process for a while. 

  He didn’t see you die. But he might as well have. And when he finally started to voice that, you interrupted him. You stopped him. You spoke to him directly. You were actually talking to him after being ‘dead’ for a year and you had interrupted him. 

  The second time was in the car ride with you using your scent. He still didn’t know how you’d been able to do that so… quickly. You let your annoyance slip on purpose. When it hit the air, Johnny nearly vomited in his mouth. It wasn’t even strong. It was barely there, but just the smallest bit of your annoyance made him feel gross. And you’d done that on purpose to make him quiet.

  And then the third time… Just over half an hour ago when you had said he should be the one to stay back. He was being petty, he knew he was. He was upset, obviously.

  Another part of him was also trying to get you to talk. He tried talking to you before the mission with genuine questions. He’d walked up to you multiple times to try and pull you into a hug. But you ignored him. You walked away from him, pretending he wasn’t there. So, now, he’s trying to piss you off. Maybe if he got you angry enough, you’d scream and shout. Maybe that would give them some damn answers.

  Johnny already knew that John and Kyle disapproved of his tactic. John had ordered him to be quiet, and Kyle wouldn’t look at him when he was saying those things. They were thinking differently. They wanted to build things back up. Johnny wasn’t as patient. Not after being without you for over a year. He wanted answers. Now.

  Simon was silent. Despite how well Johnny knew the alpha, he couldn’t read him. Not this time. He thought Simon was upset. He wouldn’t be surprised if there’s anger. But Johnny can’t tell. Simon was drawing back into himself, and that made Johnny even more pissed off because he didn’t know how to stop it.

  When you had instructed him to stay back, he was fuming. You hadn’t said anything to them at all about your sudden reappearance, and you only decided to talk when it came to the mission? Did you just not care about them? Did you hate them for what happened? You shouldn’t, you had walked away. You locked them up. They couldn’t have done anything. You outsmarted them on purpose, there was nothing any of them could have done to get to you. You couldn’t be mad at them for that. Johnny knew you were different, but he hoped he knew you well enough to know that you knew it was wrong to be upset with them for that. 

  So what was it? Why weren’t you talking to them? Why were you so distant? What did they do to make you act like this? What had happened the past year that put you so far away, at one point physically and now emotionally? Why did Laswell hide you from them?   He shouldn’t even get himself started on Laswell, but his thoughts were already going there. He was livid. He didn’t know how long Laswell had known. Did she know when she suggested the 141 take the mission? Did she know when she put them into therapy? Did she know when she was watching them scream at each other? Did she know when they held your funeral?

  He felt so betrayed. So lost. So confused. 

  He didn’t know exactly why John stopped him from continuing his shouting. He didn’t know why John acted like he was fine with all this. He knew that the alpha wasn’t. It was all over his scent. And yet, when they were dismissed, John simply left the room a few seconds after you. Kyle had followed immediately after him. Simon sat for a moment before leaving as well. By that point, Johnny didn’t want to be the only one screaming and shouting, so he stormed out.

  The next group therapy session was supposed to be the last one. It was going to be one week from today. They’d talked with the therapist. The therapist had said that they felt no more group sessions were needed, that the pack had healed enough to be on their own. 

  Johnny has a feeling that the schedule is going to change.

  Simon got to him first with the car, obviously. It was a seven-minute drive while you, Kyle, and John had a fifteen-minute walk. You three were also carrying a body back with you, which would add to the amount of time it took.

  Johnny watched as Simon pulled the car into the trees, finding a spot further in that would hide them if anyone happened to drive by within the next eight minutes. It was unlikely, no one had driven by at all in the past half hour, but it was better safe than sorry.

  Johnny walked over to the car and opened the passenger seat. Simon didn’t turn to look at him, leaning back in the driver’s seat.

  “They should be here soon,” Johnny said quietly, climbing into the car. He kept the door open with one leg outside in case you, Kyle, and John would need some help once you all got there. 

  Simon didn’t give him a response. Not a nod. No grunt. Nothing.

  “They got the target.” He was stating the obvious, and he knew that. He was just hoping that giving Simon the chance to respond would pay off. However, once again, there was nothing. 

  Johnny shook his head. He couldn’t do this again. Simon had done this whole ignoring thing the first month after you ‘died’, only speaking to him when he finally managed to piss him off enough. It was a rough yelling match, others had to intervene, but Johnny didn’t regret it. He’d rather hear Simon screaming at him than not hear him at all. 

  If Simon started ignoring him again, Johnny didn’t know if he’d even have the strength to try and piss him off. Not while you were ignoring him as well. Both the omega and one of the alphas in his life ignoring him. The thought made him feel so… broken. Like a failure. If both you and Simon were ignoring him, then he was a bad beta. A horrible one.

  It was quiet for a few moments before Johnny sighed.

  “Ah… Ah know ye’re hurt. We a’ are. But, just…” He took a deep breath, looking away from Simon and out of the car. “Please dinnae shut me oot again. It winnae do any o’ us any good.”

  Johnny couldn’t bring himself to look at Simon when the next few moments passed and the silence remained. He wanted to shout again, but he couldn’t. He felt exhausted. It was like an unofficial rejection, and that hurt. He didn’t know what to do. Should he project his scent? Maybe Simon’s too worked up to respond, maybe if he projected a calming scent then Simon would talk to him. 

  But he couldn’t even do that. Not with the scent blockers on. The one thing his instincts were telling him to do to help him out here and he wasn’t even able to do it. This had to mean he was a bad beta. It had to.

  “Think that’s ‘em over there, Johnny.” Simon’s voice was quiet, but it filled Johnny with relief. He didn’t need Simon to rant to him and confess his feelings, he just needed Simon to talk to him. He hadn’t lost him. Not now. 

  With his newfound relief, Johnny looked in the rearview mirror to see three figures approaching, one with a body over his shoulders. There was John. Kyle was next to him, and you were a few feet away to the side. 

  You stood back as they approached the car. They were talking to each other, putting the target in the back, and tying him down to a bench. 

  “Target secured,” John reported over the radio. 

  Colonel Green responded. “Everyone intact?”

  “Yes sir.”

  “Alright. If the target is secured, then you all need to leave. Now.”

  “He’s going to wake up.” The group looked back at you from where you stood not too far behind the vehicle. You stared at the target as he lay on the bench, passed out. You walked over, still staring at him.

  “What makes you say that?” John asked. You don’t respond, looking at the man still. Meanwhile, Colonel Green sighed.

  “Hawk, we’ve been over this. The dosage you gave him is the exact dosage he needs.”

  “He should have more.”

  “No. You are not to give him any more. Do you understand, Hawk?” John sees the light roll of your eyes, but you drop the topic, getting into the car and sitting across from the man. 

  John got into the car, sitting next to you. Kyle sat next to him. 

  Kyle leaned in, loudly whispering into John’s ear.

  “We really lettin’ Ghost drive?”

  “I can hear you, Garrick.”

  “Jokin’, jokin‘…”

  The ride back to base wasn’t as bad as the ride to the house. Johnny was too busy playfully bugging Simon to bug you. While John could tell Simon was starting to get annoyed, he was glad Johnny had redirected his attention. He didn’t want another incident of your scent being projected just to get them off your back. 

  Your control over your scent was impressive. John never would’ve expected that. Back in the house, when you projected your scent as calm to keep the target asleep, John felt himself relaxing a bit more for a minute. He hadn’t been around an omega in the field since you had died, let alone one who could project their scent so well. If he wasn’t as good as he was, he might’ve actually been distracted by it. 

  Sort of like how he was definitely distracted by your fear in the kitchen. He had trouble focusing. He knew you were doing it on purpose, but the instincts in him were fighting to take over. He couldn’t handle your fear. The last time he smelled it you left them. He didn’t plan on letting that happen again. He was ready to fire so many rounds into the alpha who dared to make you feel that way. It wasn’t until your fear was replaced with pleading that he came back to himself and realized what was going on. Realized you had control over the situation. He paused as he stood up, looking down at you. He didn’t even have time to think before you were jumping up and taking care of the alpha.

  You knew exactly how to use your scent to your advantage. You manipulated it perfectly, knowing which emotions to use, when to use them, and just how much to use them.

  You’ve probably been sent out on missions like this before. You’ve probably had to project your scent just like that. What other things have you done? What other things have you had to do? Would you have benefitted from having him with you, or would you have handled it perfectly fine yourself? Were there any moments when you couldn’t handle something? When he and the others should’ve been there to help you but couldn’t because they didn’t even know? They didn’t know you were still moving, acting on your own. Going on missions. Getting in danger. Changing. Changing to the point where you wear a goddamn mask. Where you don’t talk to them. Don’t even look at them unless you need to.

  It’s bullshit. They should’ve been with you. He should’ve been with you. He should’ve figured it out. He never should’ve stopped until he saw a body. He should’ve kept fucking looking. He should’ve laughed in the damn therapist’s face when they told him he needed to start the process of moving on.

  He shouldn’t have listened.

  “I told you so.” John looked over from where he’d been looking out the front window. You were talking into the radio. 

  “What are you right about this time, Hawk?” The Colonel’s voice came across, sounding a bit annoyed. John glanced at the target lying on the bench across from you, him, and Kyle. There were no obvious signs of waking up. He hadn’t started moving or anything. 

  “He’s going to wake up before we get back.” 

  Stone hadn’t even stirred. There were no signs to support what you’re saying. Are you being petty? Trying to prove a point to the Colonel about you being right to the point where you’re willing to lie?

  “He hasn’t budged. What are you talking about?” John asked. You shook your head.

  “He doesn’t need to move. I can smell it. The drugs are wearing off.”

  “I don’t smell it.”

  “Try harder.” 

  John sees the way Simon glances back through the rearview mirror. You were pretty blunt with your tone. It wasn’t like you were trying to be rude, but it did come across that way. Simon obviously didn’t like that much, based on the look on his face. John shakes his head slightly, motioning to the road. The last thing the group needs is Simon getting upset and not paying attention to the road right now.

  John’s prepared to say more to you to get you to back down, but then Stone’s body moves ever so slightly. Now the scent is there. Not obvious, but still there. 

  You always had a sensitive sense of smell. Turns out you’ve learned how to work with it over the past year.

  “He’s about to wake up, Colonel.” 

  A sigh leaves the Colonel.

  “Use the extra you brought to keep him under.” 

  “I didn’t bring any extra.”

  “What? Since when do you not bring extra?”

  “You told me not to.”

  “That never stopped you before.”

  “Am I being reprimanded for listening to you, Colonel?”

  An exasperated groan came from the other side of the radio.

  “Do your thing.”

  “Really the smartest thing to do when there’s an alpha behind the wheel?”

  Simon glances back once more, the confusion on his face evident. John motioned with his hand to the road. A light roll of the eyes came from Simon, but he focused his eyes forward again.

  “Then have a beta switch with him or something. I don’t want Stone causing a problem for the five of you in that car.”

  “No need, just do it. I’m fine.” Simon says. You glance at him. For a second, John thinks he might see hesitation, like you don’t want to do this. Well, not that you don’t want to do this, but that you don’t want to do it in front of them. 

  “Alright.” You said. Then, you’re unbuckling your seatbelt, and moving to sit on the floor of the car. 

  John sees the way Kyle starts to reach out to get you back in your seat. It’s an instinct. John nearly did it as well. You were their omega, and you were putting yourself in danger by unbuckling and moving around in a moving car. 

  You don’t really seem to care much about that thought. You did it without warning and without pause once you had started. Once you are seated on the floor, you hold onto the edge of the bench for some stability from the speeding car.

  “Ghost, slow down,” Kyle says, not being able to pull you back into the seat but at least being able to make it a bit easier for you. 

  Simon does listen. He takes another glance in the rearview mirror, seeing you no longer sitting where you once were. John can see it’s taking everything in the other alpha to not spin around and drag you back into your seat himself. But Simon manages to keep his cool, staying focused on the road. 

  Johnny, on the other hand, is not driving and therefore does not need to maintain the same level of self-control. He’s already unbuckled his own seatbelt so he can face you.

  “The hell are ye doin’?”

  “My job.”

  “An’ puttin’ yerself in danger fer no reason is ‘yer job’? Is that what ye’ve been doin’ the past year? Bein’ stupid?! What the hell-” 

  He stops as a scent fills the air. He was ready to give you a piece of his mind, let out his worries. But then the scent hit him. He feels unnaturally calm. He wants to keep being angry, but it’s hard. Not when this scent, your scent, is thick in the air.

  John instantly understands your hesitation to do this. Johnny might just have a hard time staying angry, but John can feel himself wanting to fall asleep. To move down and sit next to you. To hold you against him as he closes his eyes, face in the side of your neck as he takes in the beautiful scent that’s leaving you. 

  He glances over the seat at Simon. Simon’s hands have tightened on the wheel, a brutal stare focused on the road. Johnny has sat back down properly, a hand placed on Simon’s thigh in an attempt to ground him.

  You are sitting on the ground, holding that bench with your eyes closed like you’re in a state of meditation. Though you look mostly calm, John can see the way your jaw seems to be clenched beneath the mask. This is affecting you, projecting your scent to such a degree. But it’s working. Stone only moved a bit more, seeming to be simply getting more comfortable in his seat. Then, he went still.

  The Colonel came through over their radio.

  “141, just keep quiet and let Hawk focus. Get back to base as soon as you can. They can’t do that forever.” 

  It’s about three minutes before they get back to base. As they pull in, the Colonel and two other people are already waiting outside. The car pulls to a stop and everyone gets out. Well, not everyone. You don’t move.

  John is climbing out when he realizes you haven’t moved and don’t seem to be planning to. He looks back. Your eyes are still shut. Your jaw is still clenched.

  “We’re here,” He said, his voice soft. He doesn’t know if you are expecting him to say something or not, so he doesn’t want to accidentally scare you, even though he highly doubts he could do that from just talking to this newer version of you.

  You didn’t react much to him saying something. Colonel Green came over with the two people he’d been standing near. The Colonel stepped around John, getting in and walking over to Hawk. John wanted to see more, but the two other people were walking around him as well and blocking the view.

  John walked over to where Kyle, Johnny, and Simon were standing. 

  “Where are they?” Kyle asked, looking over John’s shoulder for you. 

  “Still in the car,” John said, crossing his arms as he glanced back. The two people were carrying Stone out of the car. 

  “They pushed themself, projecting their scent like that.” Kyle went to walk around John. To go over and help you get out of the car. 

  But then you walked out like nothing happened. Colonel Green stood next to you. His arm was held out slightly as if he was ready to catch you if you were to fall. You didn’t. Instead, you walked right towards the building, not sparing a glance towards them as you went inside. The Colonel followed right behind you. 

  “Are ye kiddin’ me? Not a word? Or a glance? Or a wave? Or anythin’?” Johnny asked. Kyle shook his head. 

  “There’s a reason. There’s gotta be.”

  “There better be. We nearly tore ourselves apart an’ they’re actin’ like we’re just some people they met today!”

  “‘Right, you three go, clean up, and put up your gear. I’m gonna find Laswell and get some answers.” John gave the rest of his pack a small nod before turning and following the same path you had just taken to go inside. 

  He walked quickly with a purpose. Laswell had a lot of explaining to do. How long had she known about you? How long has she kept it hidden? What made her decide to reveal you now? What had happened to you? Did she even know? Why did Colonel Green seem to know this version of you so damn well while your pack feels like they’re looking at a stranger? 

  Admittedly, he let himself get a bit worked up at this point. The mission was over. He had nothing to tether him to the calm exterior he’d been trying to portray. With the mission no longer the main focus, everything about you was coming to a head. He was ready to do the very thing he stopped Johnny from doing: screaming and shouting at Laswell and Colonel Green until he got some damn answers.

  After a bit of searching, he recognized Laswell’s scent in a hall nearby. He quickly walked down, following the scent to a closed door. He raised his hand, getting ready to knock, when there was shouting inside.

  “Are you serious?!” 

  That was your voice. It was definitely you, but your tone was one that nearly made John himself jump. You sounded so pissed off. He’d never heard you like that before. Sure, he’d heard you angry, but you sound furious.

  And the calm voice that followed did nothing to calm you. 

  “It’s for the best. Studies have shown-”

  “You think I give a shit about studies?! I don’t need them! I work perfectly fine on my own!”

  “But you could be even better if you just-”

  “No! I came here to ask when I was leaving, not for you to tell me I’m being forced to stay. I won’t do it! I’m not doing this all over again!”   “You will benefit. The team will benefit. We can’t have you going off on your own anymore, not when we haven’t even seen what could happen by reintegrating you. You haven’t even thought about it.” 

  “This entire idea is bullshit. I don’t need to think about it, I already know it isn't going to do shit!”

  “Sit and calm down, we can discuss what this means-”

  “Screw this!” 

  Suddenly, the door was flying open. You came storming out, not even looking at John as you stormed away. John got the slightest scent of your anger in the air, though you suppressed it for the most part. 

  An omega’s anger tended to give him an urge to calm them down in any way possible. To fix whatever was causing them distress and make sure it didn’t happen again. But this was different. He couldn’t fix it when he didn’t know what was going on. 

  Laswell sat at a desk, her head in her hands rubbing her temples. Colonel Green stood behind her, arms crossed. His head hung low as he shook it. Both of their shoulders were slumped forward, obviously disappointed by whatever just transpired.

  John took a few steps forward, standing about 2 yards away from the desk. He didn’t want to get too close, still wanting to keep the small upper hand he believed he had.

  “Care to explain what the hell’s going on?” He asked. Laswell looked up. She and Colonel Green exchanged a look before sighing. She motioned to the chair in front of her.

  “Take a seat, John.”

  “Think I’ll stand.”

  “John, please.”

  A part of John wants to continue to be stubborn. He doesn’t want to listen to the woman who’s kept his omega away from him. Who forced him and his pack into therapy when she could’ve had the true answer to all their problems hidden away from them. Johnny wouldn’t want him to sit down. Simon wouldn’t want him to sit down. Kyle would probably be open to the idea, but the beta would have the same hesitation as him, maybe more.

  Despite all this, John listened. He had to be the mature one in his pack. He was the pack alpha after all. He had to create a good image. He had to know when to stay stubborn and when to fold. Due to Laswell’s exasperation, he knew that continuing to be stubborn wouldn’t get him the answers he and his pack needed.

  John sat in the chair on the other side of the desk from Laswell. She looked back at Colonel Green.

  “Can you go find them and try to get through to them?”

  The Colonel nodded. He gave a small nod to John before leaving the room. John watched him leave and then turned back to Laswell. 

  “Explain,” he demanded. Laswell sighed again.

  “It’s a long story, John.”

  “I’ve got time.” He wasn’t letting her get out of this. Not only did he need answers, but so did his pack. He could hardly imagine how they were doing right now. He feels a bit guilty sending them away, but he had to get answers for them. Though he definitely wishes he could be there to help comfort them during this time. Knowing them, Kyle is probably trying his best to ease the tension. Johnny’s anger has probably filled the room, and Simon will still be deadly silent. 

  Laswell nods. 

  “Alright, I’ll tell you as much as I can-”

  “You’ll tell me everything you know. This is my omega we’re talking about here.”

  John didn’t plan on letting her leave anything out. He wanted to know everything. He wanted a full detailed book about every little thing you’d done this past year. Even the smallest details such as what you ate for breakfast every day or your sleep schedule. He knew it was unrealistic for him to expect all this, but two weeks ago it was unrealistic to expect you were alive so who’s to say what he can and can’t do.

  “I can’t tell you everything, John. I don’t even truly know or understand all of it.” 

  “That’s why I said everything you know.” He leaned forward, elbows on his knees. “How long have you been keeping the fact that they’re alive from us?”

  Laswell hesitated. She shook her head, looking to the ground as she answered. It wasn’t a way of avoiding his eye contact. It was simply her own guilt taking over.

  “I’ve known for about nine months.”

  John thought for a moment before nodding, leaning back in the chair. He was seething. She’d known for so long and didn’t say a thing. 

  “Before or after you got us therapy?”

  “I learned a few days before I dropped your ultimatum.”

  “So you knew they were alive when you were forcing us into therapy to deal with their ‘death’?”

  “I did. The situation was complicated. I couldn’t reveal their state to you.”

  John scoffed, shaking his head.

  “You couldn’t or you wouldn’t?”

  “I couldn’t. I was told a week after they were found. They’d been unconscious the entire time. We didn’t know if they would survive.”

  John paused. You were ‘found’? Where? What caused you to be unconscious? What made them think you wouldn’t make it through?

  “I don’t know much about how they were found. I just know there was some kind of operation being done and they were found unconscious and unresponsive. I don’t know the full extent, but their injuries were severe. I know they were unconscious for two weeks before waking up. I know that when they woke up they nearly tore the throat of the medical student who’d been checking on their bandages.”

  “What was the point of the bandages?”

  “I don’t know. Even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you.”

  “And why not?” John couldn’t help but feel a bit of anger at Laswell’s confession. He deserved to know what happened to you. He deserved answers. He deserved truthfulness, especially after nine months of lies.

  “Because those three months were not good for them, John. Something happened that left those injuries there. Something that still simmers beneath the surface for them. Something that changed them from the sweet omega we knew to who they are now, and it’s not my right to share whatever that is with you. It’s their decision if you should know or not, not mine.”

  It made sense. Despite having just felt entitled to your history, he’d much rather you told him of your own will. That is if you’d even talk to him. He wanted to ask about that, but he needed to hear more about this journey first.

  “Alright, what happened after they woke up and almost took out the med student?”

  “They were sedated. I was called. They thought a familiar face might help them calm down.”

  “Did it?”

  “It wasn’t me keeping them calm. As I was heading over, they woke up much sooner than the doctors thought they would. It was as if they’d built up a tolerance for the sedation medication. They woke up and stabbed someone with a scalpel before they were sedated again. By the time I got there, they were being pumped full of medications to keep them calm. They barely acknowledged me.”

  “Wouldn’t that be a bit risky? How’s their body meant to manage all that medication bein’ given to them?”

  “I thought the same thing, but the lower doses didn’t affect them. Their body was used to it. The only way to keep them under was higher and more consistent doses. I sat down and tried talking to them, but they weren’t really doing conversation. They muttered some things and made some noises. They were mostly incoherent. I only managed to pick up on them mentioning someone’s anger and being trapped.”

  “What did they mean by ‘trapped’?”

  “I don’t know. They were barely talking loud enough for me to hear. The things I did pick up on were just quick things. I have no idea what they really meant. The only person who might know is Colonel Green.”

  “How long has he known ‘em? Why would he know?”

  “He was part of the group of people who found them. They needed someone to supervise them once they woke up. Someone to keep them calm and help them rebuild themself. I… I couldn’t stay here in Europe, so Colonel Green stepped up. He’s spent a lot of time with them these last nine months. I highly doubt they told him anything, not with how closed off they are, but if they were to tell someone, it would’ve been him.”

  “Why… why aren’t they talkin’ to us?” 

  “I… I don’t fully know why. I’ve picked up on some things they’ve said about not being meant for a pack.”

  “What does that mean?”

  “I don’t know. I’m not exactly close with them. No one really is, except Green. I tried to reestablish a friendly connection, but they wouldn’t return the sentiment.” Laswell sighed. “I mentioned you four a few times. At the beginning, they’d shut down as if they were scared. Like the mere mention of you was too much. It evolved into them just ignoring the topic in general.”

  John sighed, shaking his head. This wasn’t right. They hadn’t done anything to elicit that response. 

  “You have to know somethin’ about those three months they were gone, Kate.”

  “I wish I did, but the second I left, someone else took over. I didn’t have any access to anything. I’ve tried pulling strings from where I am, but I can’t get anything. Everything about them is locked up tight.”

  “Why?”

  “I don’t know. I’ve tried asking Green for information, but he can’t give me much. He’s pretty strict with his rules, there’s not much swaying I can do. If I knew I would’ve been shut out, I wouldn’t have left as soon. I’m sorry.” John shook his head, leaning back as he ran his hand over his face. 

  “Why wouldn’t you tell us? Once they were recovered.”

  “I wanted to. Like I said, I talked to them about you guys and how much you’d missed them. I told them I could get you four in the building in under a day, but they weren’t having it. At one point the doctors said that it would be best not to mention you four at all. I tried to talk about seeing you again once they recovered, but they ignored it whenever it was brought up.”

  “And you have no clue why?”

  “I don’t. They don’t talk to me about those things. When they do talk, they aren’t showing anything. Just now was the most emotion I’ve seen from them since I first saw them again.”

  “What was that just now?”

  Laswell nodded. She reached into the desk, pulling out some papers.

  “I was planning on talking to you about this. As I’m sure you know, there are a lot of studies that have been done on pack dynamics in the military. Most of them have shown that soldiers benefit from being in a pack. Hawk is one of our best, but they could be better if they let themself relax from time to time, make it so they aren’t always on edge, which could happen if they were to join a pack.”

  John fully realized what Laswell was saying now. She wanted you to join the pack again. To come back and live with him and the others. 

  Of course, they never considered you to have left the pack. Even in death, you were still a member. You were still a part of them that they were never able to and never wanted to get rid of. You were a part of the pack and the doors were always open for you to return.

  But John had a feeling you wouldn’t run to them when they opened their arms for you. 

  “That outburst… it was ‘cause you told ‘em they were staying?” Laswell paused as she looked through the papers. She looked up at John. John hadn’t let much more than his anger and curiosity show on his face, but right now, the hurt was slipping through. 

  Laswell put the papers down on the table.

  “They’re hurting. I don’t think they’re willing to accept affection after whatever happened. I think they aren’t willing to show themself as an omega. I think it scares them.”

  “Mainly looked like it pissed ‘em off.”

  “I think it’s a front. They need this. They might not realize it immediately, but I think spending time around you and the others could help them actually start to heal from whatever happened to them.”

  “How are we supposed to help ‘em heal when we don’t know what hurt ‘em?”

  “You just have to be there.”

  “They don’t want us there.”

  “They think they don’t. I think they just need some time to get used to it.”

  John thought about it. The alpha in him adored the idea. He’d have you under the same roof as him again. You’d be back with the pack. It didn’t matter if you would keep giving them the cold shoulder, at least he’d be able to know you were safe. 

  The other part of him, the more human part, regrettably was thinking a bit differently. He didn’t want to force you into this, especially when you were so opposed to the idea. Thinking about this made the alpha back up slightly, the idea of making an omega uncomfortable causing hesitation. He didn’t want to do anything that would make you upset. Agreeing to force you to move back in with him and the rest of the pack would do just that, no matter how much John wanted you there.

  “They don’t like this. Not one bit.” Laswell nodded.

  “They don’t. But there’s more layers to this. The main reason I ever considered this was because it could help them, but there’s another that’s more… political.”

  “What is it?”

  “People don’t like the idea of a lone omega like them. They think their emotions are too high to handle being on their own, making them dangerous. It’s stupid, but it’s what people think. They don’t want them on their own anymore.”

  “You askin’ me to rein ‘em in?” John asked, immediately not liking the idea of doing so. Laswell shook her head.

  “I’m not asking you to do anything like that. I’m telling you that there’s people who are higher up than both of us who want to put them into a pack that will try to do that. If that happens, it won’t be pretty. Whatever pack they are with would be nowhere near as understanding as yours. I’ve looked at the packs they are considering. None of them would be able to handle Hawk without getting aggressive. They’ve already got aggression towards omegas on their records. They were chosen for that specific reason with people up high hoping it will make Hawk easier to bend into shape. I had to fight to get your pack considered for them so that they wouldn’t be going somewhere else. Going with your team is the best option for them to not be pushed into a box.”

  Laswell stood up, spinning the papers around to face John as she picked up a pen and put it down in front of him.

  “You’re their best bet, John. You and your pack.”

  John hated the idea of you going to another pack. He hated the idea of this other pack getting ‘aggressive’ with you. He didn’t really know this new version of you, but he highly doubts you’d react well to being stifled. You could lash out, get in deep trouble. He can guess you lashing out has gotten you into trouble already. It’s probably why you’re being forced into a pack to make you ‘less dangerous’. 

  John couldn’t let something happen to you. He couldn’t say no to Laswell. That would basically be agreeing for you to go to another pack. Agreeing for you to go to people who might hurt you. Agreeing to give you up. 

  You would probably give them the same treatment you just gave them once you moved back in. You’d avoid them, ignore them. Maybe you’d get into arguments with Johnny. But John can know for a fact that no matter how bad things get, he, Simon, Kyle, and Johnny would never lay a hand on you. He can’t say the same for the other packs you might be forced into.

  With a sigh, John picked up the pen. He read through the pages. There were five in total. It was basically saying he approved for you to be transferred back into his squad and for you to live in the pack house. It explains that you will be legally considered part of the pack but that did not mean it had to be emotional. Laswell did well writing this up to let you keep most of your freedom in this situation. 

  He read through it twice before taking the cap off the pen. There was one voice in his head telling him to talk to his pack first, but that voice was quickly silenced. The pack wouldn’t oppose this. They might hesitate, but they would never let you be forced to go into a different pack. It’s you. There’s no discussion needed when it comes to you.

  John signed the papers and stood up. He pushed the chair in before capping the pen and putting it down on top of the papers. His signature stared back up at him as he thought about what was to come next. Maybe this is what you need to be close with them again. Maybe you’d see the pack house and be filled with a warmth that opens you up to them again. Maybe you’d let them help you, let them fix whatever broken pieces this past year left behind. Maybe they’d be a proper pack again.

  “Thank you, John. You’ve helped them more than they understand right now.”

  “Would you’ve told us?”

  Laswell paused as she gathered the papers.

  “What do you mean?”

  “You said you couldn’t tell us that they were alive ‘cause of their state. That they didn’t know if they were gonna pull through. If they hadn’t made it, would you’ve told us?”

  Laswell looked at John. She thought. John watched her. He didn’t know what answer to expect. He could see it going both ways. He’d hoped she’d say yes, but he knows she could say no. 

  He and the pack would’ve deserved to know. They would’ve needed to know. They would need to know that you’d been alive for three months longer than they thought. That while they were tearing themselves apart, you were suffering. That they hadn’t done anything to help you.

  “I can’t say I would’ve.”

  That wasn’t what John wanted to hear. Of course, he understood. It would’ve thrown them off. They would’ve spiraled even more than they already were. But you were their omega. They were your pack. If your death came later than they thought, they owed it to you to at least know about it, even if it would break them completely.

  As John left the room, he thought about what was to come. You were different. You wouldn’t be willing to be near them. But they wouldn’t speak against it. They wouldn’t force you to come back to them completely. But if you did, it could heal the hole inside of them that had been bleeding out ever since you left. 

  However, if you never accepted them back, it could make that hole even wider until they all fell into it, destroying them and tearing them apart with no chance of recovery.

  John would just have to wait and see.

[mimez-meme]

ERASERMIC HEADCANONSSS‼️

Before they were dating Mic would probably put songs on his radio show that’s like hinting to sho yk like “I don’t wanna be your friend I wanna kiss your lips” and allat whenever he knew sho would be listening🤗

They both have scars (not sh) and whenever one of them gets insecure about them the other would kiss the scars and compliment them.

aizawa is a hard person to get flustered/embarrassed but mic easily gets flustered/embarrassed and aizawa makes fun of him for that also mic is rlly the only person that get aizawa flustered

They gave eachother promise rings 😍

Aizawa only likes physical touch from mic

Mic is the flirty and teasing one in public but at home aizawa is the teasing one. (Well mic teases and flirts ether way)

Their relationship was meant to be a secret but mic couldn’t keep his mouth shut and told all might and nemuri, eventually nearly everyone knew, mic only really wanted his relationship to be public because of joke.. but it got out of hand🥰

Mic fell (inlove 🙄) first aizawa fell harder

Mic tries to teach aizawa English but it doesn’t go very well.. aizawa only knows a couple of sentences and mic basically gave up on tryna teach him and mic accidentally uses English words in sentence and if aizawa doesn’t understand he Would slap mic for no reason…

Got tattoos with each others in Initials ❤️ (mic got S.A aizawa got H.Y and the initials have hearts around them)

Mic sends cute TikTok’s to shota saying “us?” But sometimes he sends red thought or spicy TikTok’s s to shota saying “we should do this;)” or whatever… shota just sends cat TikTok’s and occasionally spicy/red thoughts TikTok’s

Obv adopted shinsou and Eri

Switches

Mic calls aizawa pet names like “darling, mi amor, baby, sweetheart” and babe. Aizawa rarely calls him pet names but when he does it’s “my pretty boy, honey, baby” and zashi (zashi is mostly used) idk💀

Defo makes out in the supply closet at school whenever they’re bored or just in the “mood” (they got caught once)

Aizawa hates mics drinking habits so he told me “whenever you feel like you want to drink, kiss me, I want this drinking habit to stop zashi, it isn’t good for you.” Beacuse he told mic that they have a make out session nearly everyday 💀 (mic still drinks but not that bad, and does aizawa regret telling mic that? No.)

Black cat bf/husband, golden retriever bf/husband

Mic forgets to eat and drink sometimes cuz of his adhd and so does aizawa (aizawa doesn’t have adhd tho) they both have to remind eachother, sometimes they even forget to remind eachother..👍

Mic likes doing aizawas hair time to time and aizawa finds it cute:3

Mic likes watching/listening murder documentaries and aizawa finds it creepy.. but sometimes he finds them interesting 🤗

They have 2 cats and 2 parrots (not a very good combo Ik..) and mic taught the parrots all the swear words and aizawa is well.. not very happy about that.

Mic is the scary one in the relationship but aizawa is a the one mostly in control, yk?

The both tend to overwork but mostly hizashi overworks beacuse my man has 3 jobs so hizashi is actually the most tired in the relationship and aizawa always try’s to get him to sleep mic also makes sure aizawa gets sleep

They go on vacation to America sometimes 🤗 I like to believe hizashi has some family there

Both have eachother merchandise

Hizashi’s love language is gift giving and physical touch, aizawas is words of affirmation and acts of service.. (both do quality time)

Aizawa is the dad of class 1A mic is the mum

Mic owns a TikTok acc and forces aizawa to film with him sometimes (the acc kinda just became a family acc eventually)

They both find it oddly attractive when the other swears or when the other is mad/srs

Mic wrote songs for aizawa, aizawa pretends to fine it cringe but he finds it cute and loves it (mic knows that)

Despite being an English teacher mic hates reading cuz of his adhd, like my man can’t focus, aizawa likes reading and keeps trying to get mic to read (never works)

They both planned to purpose at the same time without knowing , hizashi just beat him to it, it went a little like this “shota aizawa will you marry me?” Aizawa laughs and starts cryihg from happiness’s and laughter “ofc I will zashi! But want to know something?” Mic nodded.. “I was literally ganna purpose to you aswell” they both have a laugh about it time to time

Mic can’t bake for the life of him but he can cook, aizawa can bake but can barely Cook he only knows like 3-4 things

Once hizashi got them kicked out a fucking neighbourhood for being to loud, they had to get a whole ass soundproof house after if they even exist.. I mean it’s the mha word soo🤪 a soundproof house is. Also go for other reasons! (😏) LMAO

Mic: even more dirty minded aizawa: dirty minded

Before dating they were both madly in denial but mic was like “we should like.. make out, AS FRIENDS..” and then do a nervous chuckle, aizawa would just be like “alr”

Hizashi finds it hot when people know how to play the drums, aizawa can’t play the drums but tried to learn for hizashi, hizashi didn’t know but once walked in on him tryna learn and said “sho, what are you doing?”

Shota responded with “tryna be hot.” Mic laughed “you’re already hot, just because I like something doesn’t mean you have to live up to that something nor like it aswell, I wouldn’t be dating you if you weren’t my type, I love you.” Aizawa smiled “I love you to zashi.. I didn’t even learn anything anyway, the drums are useless..” (this happened when they were young, like 15-16?)

 I believe hizashi would be decent at drawing, but he specifically learnt how to draw cats for aizawa, every anniversary hizashi would draw a cat with cute cat puns/pick up lines like uh “if I was a cat I would spend my 9 lives with you :3” and ofc he would give aizawa a gift aswell, like flowers ect and go out. Aizawa loves when hizashi does this tho sometimes he finds some of the pick up lines/puns cringe, it still cute, And aizawa for anniversary’s He would do anything hizashi wants, occasionally surprise him, he would always get hizashi something cute tho :3

Aizawa got tired of hizashi coming home looking beaten because he can’t fight (like close combat) so aizawa decided to teach hizashi some fighting skills,and they have fights every now and then. Hizashi is now decent at fighting and can do some basic self defence, hizashi had a bit of a plus tho beacuse he’s more flexible then aizawa.

The family (shinsou, eri and obv erasermic) all play Minecraft together and mic made their whole entire family home along with the cats.

Sorry that it’s so long! But thanks for reading😋

[faintingpuppy]

I lost my ability to imagine what my near future will be like.

I have a sort of vauge dream of what I want, but I genuinely can not for the life of me imagine what tf I'm supposed to do any further than this exact time in my life.

I think this might be part of the cause of my laziness. I have one short-term goal left, which is to pass in school, but tf do I do after that.

Better yet tf do I do if I fail. I don't think I'm dumb, but I don't have the best grades AND I'm in some high achieving programs/subjects 😓 combine that with the fact that I spend most of my time getting drunk/high. I can't even be pissed off. Partly because "you reap what you sow," but also because I dont regret partying. It was fun. 💀

My conclusion is basically, I have no regrets about my past, however the future is looking bleak. And we all know what the solution to that problem is. 😜

[lexa-ocean]

Hey there!!! I'm just wondering if you have any Rolfe Headcanons! I saw your Rolfe X Earl Lore and read the 5+1 fic and I'm just so curious about your lore about Rolfe! :3

Fam i have so many Rolfe hcs you'll regret asking

Ok so i am planning on writing a fic abt my Rolfe backstory or at least a v specific period of it, planning to make it a two-shot, but tbh i am a bit busy on other stuff so it might take a while. Still!! I'm doing it, some of these hcs might come into play in that fic

Rolfe's family comes from old money, from his mother's side. So Rolfe actually has a savings account w a p sizeable amount of money, but he doesn't use it, it's his rainy day fund, basically

The side with money was his mother's side, the DeWolfes. It's the main reason why Rolfe uses that last name over his father's, which is technically his legal one

The only person in the band who knows abt the whole thing w the shock collars is Earl, and Rolfe basically forbid him from ever talking abt it

(As seen in the fic, Dook suspects something, but he's not really sure when or if he even should bring it up)

Rolfe helped Dook make the space suit he wears on-stage. He's EXTREMELY proud of it even if he wont admit it

He's a very good ice skater!!! He actually wanted to get into it professionally when he was younger, but neither of his parents wanted him to so :/

He and Klunk are actually childhood friends!! Klunk's mother was the lawyer and personal friend of Rolfe's grandparents, who he spent summers with, so yeah. It's why he's the only person he trusts to take over his stage when he's unavailable

Rolfe's pretty proud of how tall he is, so he's secretaly a bit miffed that Beach's taller than him

He's... a bit of a control freak, he has a schedule he likes to keep to, and since he's the band's manager he applies it to everyone else re: practice, reharsals n stuff. He's super strict abt it, and it causes friction at times

He's actually super protective of the band tho. He better not catch you trash talking them cuz he can and will tear you a new one

He has some degree of generalized entomophobia, he steers clear of any n all bugs, even 'cute' or 'harmless' one like ladybugs, butterflies or the like. He just. Cant stand em

This man likes his coffee STRONG n BITTER. He has chugged an entire coffee pot by himself before. He'll do it again. Fuck you

Earl saw him chug the coffee pot. It was the first time he was genuinaly concerned for Rolfe, even if he couldn't help but also be a bit impressed

(^ that happened before they were together. Rolfe has joked a couple of times that he won Earl over with his 'amazing chugging skills'. Earl is NOT amused)

He doesn't like beer, but he does drink. His favorite is champagne, like the fancy diva he is

He tries to take good care of his voice. He drinks a lot of mint tea, and even tho he does smoke, its only ever menthol cigarretes, which are supposed to be 'softer'

His claws are actually not black, but an off-brown color. He hates it, so he paints them black

He's tried to wear other types of makeup. General eye makeup he really likes, but his fangs tend to smear any n all lipstick despite his best attempts, so he doesn't wear it

He LOVES to gossip, he's a gossipy bitch he LIVES for drama fr

He doesn't cut his claws, but he does file them pretty regularly

He has a bad tendency of skipping meals when he's busy.

He's incredible good at math. He has a degree in accounting, in fact

His favorite color is actually pink, but he was made fun of a lot as a kid bc of it, so nowadays he defaults to red instead

His favorite type of weather is snowy, and his favorite season, of course, is winter

Despite this, he's actually not a fan of christmas. He doesn't hate it, but he's very 'meh' abt it.

He LOVES new year's eve tho, its his favorite holiday

He really likes fast food, but he feels childish admitting it

I think that's all i got in me rn. I've been writing these for an hour, goddamn 💀

Thanks for asking!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝💖

[dailykafka]

Thank you so much for not judging my weird little fantasy. The moment I've sent that, even if anonymous, I instantly felt hardcore regret and even anxious, since I thought the angst might be triggering to some or I am going to get comments like "WHAT DID I READ LMFAO💀" or "I think you need a mental hospital." Thank you, I love you so much, I looove love love you for being so nice.

Dear, this is the least concerning thing you could have sent. Be weird and most importantly, have fun!

[dilly-dahlia]

KISS MARRY KILLLL

Gene, Laurance, Garroth

i had an answer immediately but then i thought about it and now. now idk. i’m gonna do in the different series (mcd, pdh, mys) because i feel like they’re basically different people in all three??

MCD: this one is probably easiest for me but marry Laurance. obviously. did we expect another answer? and then kiss Garroth and kill Gene cause tbh he did not have to hurt my love Dante like that wtf Gene. he also is a ✨bad person✨ in mcd so…

PDH: once again am killing Gene. bro blackmails people for fun what. stop. but anyways i can’t decide between Garroth and Laurance because they were also lowkey bad people in pdh 😭 HOWEVER. i do think for that one I would marry Garroth and kiss Laurance just because Garroth seems more genuine to me ykwim?? and like Laurance seems more like the player. yeah.

MYSTREET: okay guys this might be a shocker because I love Laurance in all forms and have killed Gene twice but… marry Gene. LISTEN LISTEN; when he comes in people are wary BUT he’s healed himself and he’s become better and he APOLOGIZED FOR HIS ACTIONS IN HIGH SCHOOL (not to mention that in other side stories (and mini games) Aphmau did he comes across as a crook still but a crook with good intentions so like 🤷🏻‍♀️). i rest my case marry Gene. Gene also feels like the healthiest option tbh i feel like Garroth and Laurance were constantly oblivious to the feelings of others??? that being said probably kiss Laurance and kill Garroth (i’m sorry) honestly i don’t think there’s a reason for that i think it just comes down to personal preference so 💀

anyways i will be thinking about this all day and will probably regret my choice but this is what dahlia as of 9:12 am, 12 March 2025 thinks

[realvicoba]

I'm so freaking excited for hxhbigbang, I really hope I can get a spot as a writer! I've been yapping about it to my friend for the past month, so it's safe to say that I'M EXCITEDDD

And considering seaside cheers is already exceeding my expectations of how many words it'd contain, I'm actually worried about the one I'm planning 💀

I have to start grinding, or I'll be left behind. Wdym this shit is reaching 200k words

I might actually print it out, make a cover and all. Maybe one day when I have a home I could place it on a nice shelf, proudly, and stare at it.

"What book is that?"

"My obsessive revolution"

But seriously, that might be my one fic I'm actually proud of. The slow burn really benefits me and the story I'm trying to tell, and the not-strictly slice of life aspects makes it fun to write. I mean, if I could rewrite it, I'd probably not make the zoldycks assassins here— which might be my only regret with the fic— but you know what? It was still fun to write, and I'll also make it work much better in due time! I mean, I have ten chapters left to write, so plenty of time to add little things here and there 😭

And Gosh.... I'm so excited for this last arc. Was planning to draw the characters who show up, but then my hands just stopped cooperating— so I'm drawing something simpler instead, a little gift for the shift in the plot!